Concerned coworker: Please don't give Brian's pants any more cake.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Sarah R
Concerned coworker: Please don't give Brian's pants any more cake.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Sarah R
Female trainee, after listening to instructions from several minutes: Hang on, I need to write this down but I'm peeling an orange at the moment.
London
England
Female coworker to another: I thought I was having a miscarriage when you called last night. Or it might have been just bad tacos.
McAlen, Texas
Tech guy: She can superscript these nuts.
Columbus, Ohio
Salesperson #1, after eating slice of pie: It was so nice of the other department to offer us some pie! I am going to make them some origami in return.
Salesperson #2, after sneezing loudly and all over the place: I'm gonna give 'em that.
Salesperson #3: Seriously. Ew.
Florida
Overheard by: Looking for the hand sanitizer…
Matt: Later we are getting cupcakes…
Jen: Why, is it your birthday?
Matt: Sort of it… it’s my half birthday. So are you in?
Jen: What do you mean half birthday?
Matt: Well my birthday is December 26th.
Jen: Ok -I’ll ask Stacey if she wants in.
Madison Avenue
New York City, New York
Boss: I got two boxes of candy, 13 kinds of beer, 28 bottles of alcohol, 25 pounds of carne asada, 3 kinds of ribs, Pink's hot dogs, 6 Cornish game hens, and Angus hamburgers. I think we're set for the barbecue tomorrow. Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're filming another porno here on Saturday. Tell all your friends to come.
Los Angeles, California
Two nursing assistants were feeding old men at the home.
Nursing assistant #1: Wow, you’re a really awesome chewer.
Nursing assistant #2: I bet you say that to all the guys.
694 Isaac Prugh Way
Kettering, Ohio
Cube monkey, eating alone at desk and coughing: Quit trying to eat yourself!
Overland Park, Kansas
Office girl: Dude, I took a weird deuce this morning!
Office guy: What? How?
Office girl: Have you ever seen anyone make a funnel cake?
Durham, North Carolina
