Why the Company Stopped Hiring 15-Year-Old Boys

Salesperson #1, after eating slice of pie: It was so nice of the other department to offer us some pie! I am going to make them some origami in return.
Salesperson #2, after sneezing loudly and all over the place: I'm gonna give 'em that.
Salesperson #3: Seriously. Ew.


Overheard by: Looking for the hand sanitizer…