Financial specialist, in front of his pregnant wife/coworker: God, I would nail someone if they had some bacon right now!
Wife/coworker: What the hell is wrong with you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: God Help Me
Financial specialist, in front of his pregnant wife/coworker: God, I would nail someone if they had some bacon right now!
Wife/coworker: What the hell is wrong with you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: God Help Me
Woman on phone: I'm not going to eat before something called “belly-buster night!”
Arlington, Virginia
Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?
Calgary
Canada
Intern on phone: I'm milking this teabag for all it's worth.
Chicago, Illinois
Manager: Yes, he's alive because he ate monkey shit.
Granby Street
Norfolk, Virginia
Coworker eating twig cereal: I have eaten so much fiber today, when I get home, I’m gonna crap a wicker basket.
Rochester, New York
Receptionist: What's a BlackBerry? Is that some kind of desert?
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Stunned
Coworker, eating lunch: Ew, this yogurt tastes like sweaters!
Melbourne, Florida
Male cube rat: What are we doing for lunch? I’m craving meat.
Female cube rat #1, grinning: What kind of meat?
Male cube rat: Hmmm… A big, juicy steak, with a side of fried chicken.
Female cube rat #2: How about a Reuben sandwich?
Male cube rat: No, no, I don’t want female meat — I want man meat!
All within earshot: Reeeally?!
Male cube rat: Awww, crap.
2916 21st Street NE
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Neverlivingitdown
Software Engineer: We had free pizza today to celebrate sexual harassment or something like that. I didn’t really pay attention. I just got the pizza.
30000 Mill Creek Avenue
Alpharetta, Georgia
