Gossipy secretary: I don't mean to say she's a moron, but she's a moron.
New York City, New York
Gossipy secretary: I don't mean to say she's a moron, but she's a moron.
New York City, New York
Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.
West Bridgewater, Massachusetts
Assistant #1: I just accidentally punched that girl in the head by the fax machine.
Assistant #2: Good.
Assistant #1: Yeah, but then she said “Ow” all drawn out and gave me a nasty look.
Assistant #2: What a bitch.
Assistant #1: Quit squatting by the fax machine and I won’t punch you in the head.
233 Spring Street
New York, NY
Secretary: I thought he was retarded, then I realized he was just very, very Australian.
Montgomery County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Phone drone #1: So this guy’s going to call the Better Business Bureau because I suck.
Phone drone #2: You suck?
Phone drone #1: I don’t just suck, I suck!
Phone drone #2: You suck what? Don’t answer that.
175 South Third Street
Columbus, Ohio
Co-worker #1: Can I use the abbreviation RNA?
Co-worker #2: You mean, like the stuff in your blood?
Co-worker #3: What’s the abbreviation for “the customer’s a jerk”?
962 Coronado Boulevard
Universal City, Texas
Manager: Remember, the customer is always right.
Assistant manager: Right, except when they’re wrong.
Manager: No, they’re always right.
Assistant manager: Totally, except on the odd occasion when they’re wrong.
Manager: …you are so retarded…
557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Rep #1: She wears disgusting eye makeup…like a tarantula.
Rep #2: Gross!
Rep #1: I know. She looks like a tramp. I mean, she can’t keep her legs closed.
Rep #2: Nasty!
Rep #1: She thinks she is so hot. Yeah, right.
Rep #2: Wait, isn’t she like, your best friend?
Rep #1: Of course!
Plainfield Pike, Rhode Island
Dude: Do you know where your wife is?
Sarge: How the fuck are you gonna walk in here on a Thursday morning, come in my fucking office, see that I'm in the middle of writing a fucking important letter, and ask me where the fuck someone else in this fucking building is. I'm sorry, where the fuck do you see a babysitter sign on my desk?
Dude: I'm sorry, I just…
Sarge: Where the fuck do you see it? Where's the fucking sign?
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
XYZ* interviewer: Thanks for your time. Do you have any questions for me about the company?
Interviewee: I do — I have XYZ cable at home. How come it’s so terrible?
1500 Walnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: It’s Not That Bad
