Speaker during break: That double dealing, backstabbing son of a bitch. I wouldn't trust him further than I could throw him. (taps on mike) Is this microphone off?
Town Hall Meeting
Marietta, Georgia
Speaker during break: That double dealing, backstabbing son of a bitch. I wouldn't trust him further than I could throw him. (taps on mike) Is this microphone off?
Town Hall Meeting
Marietta, Georgia
Boss #1, about candidate: He's special.
Boss #2: Good, he's really good at business processes then?
Boss #1: No, I mean he's special.
Boss #2: Oh, like short bus special.
Denver, Colorado
Male employee to boss: Your stupidity offends me!
Anacortes, Washington
Overheard by: Offended by his stupidity
Office girl: I mean, he doesn't even know me. For all he knows, I could be a crazy bitch. I could ruin his life!
Winchester, Virginia
Web guy: I think it'd be better to just give them some instructions, like, “click this, then that, and…”
Communications guy, interrupting: Reporters are lazy and dumb. And that's being charitable.
Manhattan, New York
Engineer #1: You don’t understand…the program’s got unresolved
symbols that won’t work.
Engineer#2: Yeah, I got 2 unresolved symbols for you right here.
8000 West Sunrise Boulevard
Plantation, Florida
Blonde seeing Hitler in documentary: Ewww! He’s such a dickhead.
University of California Irvine
Irvine, California
Overheard by: orangepenguino
Manager: Your boyfriend looks like a terrorist.
Peon, farting: My butthole is the terrorist in this office.
12th Street NW
Washington, DC
Man describing adoption of Chinese kid: .. And eventually you get a baby’s photo and a medical history…
Hick female photographer: But let me ask you, what do you do if she’s ugly?
Man: … What did your parents do?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
