Psh, You Threaten That at Least Five Times a Day.

Boss: Hey, maybe we should launch this as an app.
Developer #1 to #2: What is he talking about?
Developer #2: I dunno, that guy's a fool!
Boss to developer #2: I will step on your throat!

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: David

Posted on June 13, 2022
Arizona, Bosses, General Idiocy, Insults, Tech People, Threats

I Know It’s True for Me, at Least

Head trainer: Let’s face it, if you could be all that you could be, you wouldn’t be working here…
Class: [Silence.]Trainee #1: [Applause.]Trainees #2 and #3: [Applause.]

Mutual of America, 320 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on May 19, 2022
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Insults, New York, Students, Teachers

Yet You Can Speak Hebrew

Guy #1, in Hebrew: So, what retarded kid are you working with today?
Guy #2, in Hebrew: Dude. Those kids are around here, you know.
Guy #1: Yeah, but no one here knows Hebrew.
Guy #2: This school’s like half Jewish. They might.
Guy #1: Not the retarded ones. They have enough trouble with English. You should know that — you work here, too.

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Knows Hebrew

Posted on May 15, 2022
General Idiocy, Insults, Interns & Temps, Maryland

Are You Putting My Files in the Trash?

Human resources rep, bringing in files: I am the depositor of things to be scanned!
Peon: I don't like you.
Human resources rep: Hahaha! I don't like you, either.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on May 9, 2022
Feelings, Human Resources, Insults, New Jersey, Office Politics

5PM That’s a Wrap

Office manager: Did you see that episode of South Park where they were talking about a camel toe?
Sales assistant: Ooh, lay off the camel toes! I have one. One of my toes is longer than the other and I hate wearing sandals.
[room bursts into snickers] Sales assistant: What?? Quit making fun of my toes!

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina