Woman #1: Large men have dick dos. You want to know what large women have?
Woman #2: I don’t know, what?
Woman #1: Gunts.
1695 E. Ave
Buffalo, New York
Woman #1: Large men have dick dos. You want to know what large women have?
Woman #2: I don’t know, what?
Woman #1: Gunts.
1695 E. Ave
Buffalo, New York
Tour guide: And this here is what we call a “grotto,” from the French word for “water.”
Secret Caverns
Cobleskill, New York
Woman #1: What are you listening to?
Woman #2: Bing Crosby. Do you even know who that is?
Woman #1: Duh. It’s that guy who said, “Every time a light bulb goes out, an angel dies.”
Woman #2: You idiot, that’s Jimmy Stewart.
315 North Broadway
Tyler, Texas
Co-worker #1: I know why the sales tax isn’t calculating right at our New England site. Nobody entered New England’s sales tax.
Co-worker #2: What?
Co-worker #1: Yeah, we just need to enter the sales tax rate for the state of New England.
Co-worker #2: New England isn’t a state.
Co-worker #1: Ha, ha! Yeah, right!
1 Merrill Circle
St. Paul, Minnesota
Secretary: I didn’t know I could write off a hummer on my taxes!
383 Madison Street
New York, NY
Boss: Just tell him to call me on my mobile.
Employee: Okay.
Boss: Oh, wait, you’ve probably never heard of that since you’re not from New York. It’s the same thing as a cell phone.
2130 H Street NW
Washington, DC
Company prom queen on regional conference call: Are we prospecting for donors who are interested in maternal morbidity?
International Nonprofit
Washington, DC
Overheard by: No, butter is not a carb.
Recruiter on phone: Are you bilingual? (pause) Do you speak a language other than English? Do you speak Spanish? Okay, do you speak English?
Park Ave
New York City, New York
Instructor: Nine times out of ten, if you shoot at something you're either going to hit it or miss it.
Camp Shelby, Mississippi
Loud man complaining to librarian: Can you turn the heat up or the air conditioning down? It's too cold in here. It might be fine for someone with type o blood, but I'm freezing!
Public Library
La Jolla, California
