No Good Will Come of Doing the Math on This

Receptionist, twirling: I love my skirt today. It’s lovely. It’s all loose and twirly.
Admin assistant, passing by: Just like you!
Receptionist, brightly: Better than being tight and clingy!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on December 12, 2014
General Idiocy, Massachusetts, Receptionists

I Would've Known You in the Dark, Dear Colleague

Office lesbian: (suddenly starts sniffing the air)
Office straight girl: It's me…
Office lesbian: (nods and resumes working)

Fort Mill, South Carolina

Posted on December 12, 2014
Coworkers, Gays and lesbians, General Idiocy, Sensory Experiences, South Carolina, Weirdness

Isn’t Easy Being a Preacher, Is It?

Boss: The more questions you ask, the more explanations I have to give.

Sylvan Avenue
Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey

Posted on December 11, 2014
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Questions

Or [Giggle] Soccer

Office boy: I want to go to Dodger Stadium. (everybody looks at him) Hey, I'm still talking about sports. It's not like I started talking about skiing.

Culver City, California

Overheard by: quiet observer

Posted on December 11, 2014
California, Employees, General Idiocy, Sports, Wishes

11AM Client Meeting

Receptionist on intercom: Can I go to the bathroom?
Supervisor: Uh…sure. Why would you ask me that?
Receptionist on intercom: Because you told me I should always ask you first if I was ever unsure of what to do in a situation.
Supervisor: Do you not know how to use the restroom?
Receptionist on intercom: Well, what if you tried to intercom me and I wasn’t around? What would–
Supervisor: Just go!

165 Nassau Boulevard
Garden City, New York