Manager: Why are your eyes so red?
Waiter: I’m just really tired. Also, when I don’t get a lot of sleep, sometimes I smell like pot.
Haynes Bridge Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Manager: Why are your eyes so red?
Waiter: I’m just really tired. Also, when I don’t get a lot of sleep, sometimes I smell like pot.
Haynes Bridge Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Client: We’d like the design to stand out. But in a really subtle way.
437 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Captain Obvious
Receptionist: How was Ireland?
Office manager: Actually, I was in Scotland.
Receptionist: That's not the same place?
Park Avenue
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sammy Sanchez
Woman #1: I can’t just walk. I want a six pack.
Woman #2: Oh, I’ll never have a six pack. I’m round in the middle, and I got no back!
Man: What the hell?
Woman #2: It’s a rap song. Ain’t my fault you’ve got no culture.
460 West 34th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: ahhaha
Teacher: All right, then, so what are some of the languages that influenced the English language?
Student #1: Canadian!
Student #2: You’re dumb. This is Brit Lit… so obviously, British influenced the English language.
4771 Campus Drive
Irvine, California
Boss who never listens: I need you to pick up the trash in the parking lot before the bank comes today.
Worker: Pork chop sandwiches!
Boss who never listens: Okay, great, let me know when you are done.
Lakewood, Washington
Temp #1: I have great hearing! Remember the test we'd take in school?
Temp #2: Yeah.
Temp #1: I remember one time you heard that girl, it was on half a zero and I heard it.
Cedar Place
Valhalla, New York
Overheard by: evildead
Admin on phone: Hello? (pause) Oh, hi Mary, this is Bob. Oh, wait. No. Hi, Bob, this is Mary! (laughs)
Middletown, New York
Overheard by: cubicle neighbor
Supervisor: He was just so big. I mean, they were married for five years, and they didn’t even consummate the marriage!
Subordinate: Wow…but did they have sex?
260 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Marian
Designer to photo researcher: Try to find a nice child abuse shot.
10801 N. MoPac Expressway
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: always listening
