CSR: Do you know your son’s name? Your secret question is “What is your son’s name?” Do you know your son’s name?
Person resetting password: No, ma’am, I don’t know what that is either.
Mishawka, Indiana
CSR: Do you know your son’s name? Your secret question is “What is your son’s name?” Do you know your son’s name?
Person resetting password: No, ma’am, I don’t know what that is either.
Mishawka, Indiana
President: Believe me, porn makes you smart.
Cary, North Carolina
Overheard by: The Body
Lawyer: I’m going to court. Hold down the fort, Ben.
Ben: OK, you got it.
Lawyer: Don’t let those Apaches in!
50 East 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: marco
Supervisor: Can you send this letter to The Netherlands?
Receptionist: Where's Neverland?
Old Town Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: i wish i could say this doesn't happen on a regular basis…
Office worker #1: I got 10 out of 10 in the quiz!
Office worker #2: Did you get the first question correct?
Adelaide
Australia
Girl student to friend: If we can't operate an elevator here, how are we going to operate an elevator in another country?
Loyola University
Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki C.
CSR: Hang on, I’ll use my fingers… My head isn’t working today.
Clovis, New Mexico
Overheard by: 23 minutes longer & i’m outta here
Cube girl: I am starving suddenly. Like, Albania-starving.
Cube guy: Are people starving in Albania?
Cube girl: The anorexic ones.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Boss: You close that deal yet?
Sales guy: No, but I just got a verbal faxed.
60 Main Street
Waltham, Massachusetts
Worker bee #1: I don’t understand what pedophiles are thinking.
Worker bee #2: Man, you’re not supposed to understand it!
Austin, Texas
