I Donate My Old Fashion Magazines to Them

Woman #1: I can’t just walk. I want a six pack.
Woman #2: Oh, I’ll never have a six pack. I’m round in the middle, and I got no back!
Man: What the hell?
Woman #2: It’s a rap song. Ain’t my fault you’ve got no culture.

460 West 34th Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: ahhaha

Posted on February 15, 2015
Diet & Weight, Friends, General Idiocy, New York

The Tweedle Boys Go to College

Teacher: All right, then, so what are some of the languages that influenced the English language?
Student #1: Canadian!
Student #2: You’re dumb. This is Brit Lit… so obviously, British influenced the English language.

4771 Campus Drive
Irvine, California

Posted on February 15, 2015
California, General Idiocy, Language barrier, Places, Students, Teachers

And Save Some For Me

Boss who never listens: I need you to pick up the trash in the parking lot before the bank comes today.
Worker: Pork chop sandwiches!
Boss who never listens: Okay, great, let me know when you are done.

Lakewood, Washington

Posted on February 15, 2015
Bosses, Employees, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Washington

I Know You've Never Heard Yourself

Temp #1: I have great hearing! Remember the test we'd take in school?
Temp #2: Yeah.
Temp #1: I remember one time you heard that girl, it was on half a zero and I heard it.

Cedar Place
Valhalla, New York

Overheard by: evildead

Posted on February 15, 2015
General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Interns & Temps, New York, Questions

General Idiocy