Co-worker 1: …they’re always very nice people, though.
Co-worker 2: Who are?
Co-worker 1: Gay people. Very good linedancers.
Civic Drive
Greensborough, Melbourne
Australia
Co-worker 1: …they’re always very nice people, though.
Co-worker 2: Who are?
Co-worker 1: Gay people. Very good linedancers.
Civic Drive
Greensborough, Melbourne
Australia
CSR: Okay sir, that’s one, six, A as in apple, T as in ticket, nine, four, S as in snow, zero as in orange, thirteen.
1277 Deming Way
Madison, Wisconsin
Cube dweller on phone: Hi, boss, we just got robbed!
Manager: Oh my god! Where?
Parade
Suva
Fiji
Overheard by: Siti
CSR: Do you know your son’s name? Your secret question is “What is your son’s name?” Do you know your son’s name?
Person resetting password: No, ma’am, I don’t know what that is either.
Mishawka, Indiana
President: Believe me, porn makes you smart.
Cary, North Carolina
Overheard by: The Body
Lawyer: I’m going to court. Hold down the fort, Ben.
Ben: OK, you got it.
Lawyer: Don’t let those Apaches in!
50 East 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: marco
Supervisor: Can you send this letter to The Netherlands?
Receptionist: Where's Neverland?
Old Town Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: i wish i could say this doesn't happen on a regular basis…
Office worker #1: I got 10 out of 10 in the quiz!
Office worker #2: Did you get the first question correct?
Adelaide
Australia
Girl student to friend: If we can't operate an elevator here, how are we going to operate an elevator in another country?
Loyola University
Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki C.
CSR: Hang on, I’ll use my fingers… My head isn’t working today.
Clovis, New Mexico
Overheard by: 23 minutes longer & i’m outta here
