Customer service clerk #1: Whew! It stinks in here. Did the bug exterminator guy spray for bugs in here today?
Customer service clerk #2: No, one of the sales reps just walked through. You are smelling salesman cologne.
5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Co-worker on phone: Oh, man…Yeah, if you have HIV, you should definately stay home…Okay, see ya Monday.
Co-worker #2: So who has the HIV?
Co-worker #1: Oh, [Paul]’s got the flu and strep or something.
2300 West Plano Parkway
Plano, Texas
Overheard by: Lauren
Office guy on the phone: Nice. So you sleep in the nude. Not bad for a Republican.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Manager: I've got it up. I just don't know how to use it.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Doug's Mom
Office girl: I mean, he doesn't even know me. For all he knows, I could be a crazy bitch. I could ruin his life!
Winchester, Virginia
Clerk behind counter: Has anyone given you anything to carry on or placed anything in your bags that you aren’t aware of?
Passenger: How would I know?
American Airlines Terminal
Kennedy Airport, New York
Overheard by: Paul V.
Female coworker #1 to male coworker: So, where are you from again?
Male coworker: Chicago.
Female coworker #2 to male coworker: Wait! Is Chicago the state or is Illinois the state?
Male coworker: Is that a real question?
Seattle, Washington
Employee to boss: Hey I know it’s the end of the day on Friday, but I’m really bored, do you have anything for me to do?
Boss: Oh! Here have some bubblewrap!
137 4th Ave
Edmonton Alabama
Office Manager: He handed her a paper or something. No, not a paper. It was something concrete, like a pen.
9130 South Dadeland Boulevard
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Lady Luscious
Coworker #1: That's a nice shirt, is it new?
Coworker #2: No, I found it in the back of my closet.
Coworker #1: It looks good, what material is that?
Coworker #2: I think it's a type of cloth…
Stamford, Connecticut
