Co-worker #1: You have a thing for my stapler, don’t you?
Co-worker #2: I have to play with something. Better the stapler than myself.
127 Public Square
Cleveland, Ohio
Co-worker #1: You have a thing for my stapler, don’t you?
Co-worker #2: I have to play with something. Better the stapler than myself.
127 Public Square
Cleveland, Ohio
Guy #1: I really want to find this book that I read in high school… It was called, like, Brave New World or something.
Guy #2: Um, no, you’re thinking of ‘I Can Show You the World.’
Guy #1: Oh! … Wait, no, that’s that song from Aladdin.
Guy #2: Oh, yeah… So what section would it be in?
Guy #1: I don’t know, Fiction? No, wait — Non-fiction!
Barnes and Noble
Savannah, Georgia
Overheard by: Leia
Test coordinator: You accidentally assigned the defect to the wrong application.
Tester: Okay, I’ll fix that. Sorry for the incontinence.
1111 Polaris Parkway
Columbus, Ohio
Employee #1: Why is it so cold in here?
Employee #2: Maybe it’s the gigantic hole in the ceiling.
4770 Buford Highway
Atlanta, Georgia
Boss: I kind of misinformed my own self.
1200 Joe Hall Drive
Ypsilanti, Michigan
Boss: Does anyone have a stapler?
Peon: No, but we have hope!
Chicago, Illinois
Worker #1: This has high-fructose corn syrup.
Worker #2: So you’re drinking colored sugar water.
Worker #1: This doesn’t even contain water.
Worker #2: What’s the first ingredient?
Worker #1: Oh.
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, NY
Office hot guy: Yeah, I didn't like him. The first time I met him he was real arrogant… like he was hot shit or something, and it turned out he was!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Hellooverhere!
Excited coworker: Cool, you have a French accent!
Office mover: I am from Iran.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Functionally retarded janitor: This job really needs some strippers.
Engineer: You could get a night job at a strip club.
Functionally retarded janitor: But those places fire you when you try to touch the girls.
Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: This Company Needs to Do Better Background Checks
