Guy to complaining girl: Well… At least we're not in Auschwitz.
Seattle, Washington
Guy to complaining girl: Well… At least we're not in Auschwitz.
Seattle, Washington
Lady #1: I just had to explain to a 21-year-old what it's like to go to the gyno for the first time. I explained getting pried apart, the ovary exam and the breast exam.
Lady #2: What about the anal exam?
Ladies #1 and #3: (blank stare) What are you talking about?
Lady #2: Don't you get an anal exam at your gyno?
Ladies #1 and #3: No!
Lady #1: You were violated!
Lady #3: This is why I have a female gynecologist.
Lady #2: Well, that would explain why he complimented me on my shave, too.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Rizzy
Lady browsing thrift store racks to friend: That's why I need to win the lottery, to get a butt makeover. I don't even need the whole body, just the butt.
Fayettteville, North Carolina
Slacker dude boarding flight, to friend: I don't want to sit next to anyone I don't know.
MacArthur Airport
Islip, New York
Overheard by: Welcome to public transportation
Slutty girl: Ugh, I feel all queasy today. Like even the smell of water makes me want to puke.
Girl #1: Last time I felt like that I was pregnant.
Slutty girl: Don't say that!
Girl #2: When was the last time you got some?
Slutty girl: Like two weeks ago. Oh, but never mind, Dave's* dick was so small there's no way I'm pregnant.
Texas
Fellow cube dweller on cell to friend: He gets all clingy every time I have a miscarriage.
Henderson, Nevada
Overheard by: Sal Sagev
Lady #1: How do I go there?
Lady #2: Take a train.
Lady #1: But I'm not sure where it goes.
Lady #2: I think it goes to the train station up there.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Guy from the backseat #1: Look at that guy rolling in the car next to us, his hair all slicked back and shit. That car says he makes some serious cash.
Guy from the backseat #2: I bet he's a manager.
Guy from the backseat #1: I bet he makes enough to score aaaalll the sluts and whores, cause that's what managers do.
Rancho Bernardo, California
Overheard by: I want to be a manager, too
Girl wearing short skirt, sitting on exercise ball: Could you come by my desk and check to make sure you can't see… anything?
Girl wearing short skirt sitting on lady-like chair: Um… I guess that's in my job description.
Stillwater, Minnesota
