Girl #1: Well, her parents did give birth to her.
Girl #2: Which parent?!
Girl #1: … Her mum.
England
Overheard by: Rachel Wills
Girl #1: Well, her parents did give birth to her.
Girl #2: Which parent?!
Girl #1: … Her mum.
England
Overheard by: Rachel Wills
Girl: My dad said I can't get a boob job because of the economy. I told him if I got a boob job, I'd have a better chance of getting hired and making money.
Costa Mesa, California
Guy #1: Why is The Lord of the Rings CD in your bag?
Guy #2: It's a good soundtrack, man! A good movie!
Guy #1: You fuckin know Elven!
Guy #2: I don't know Elven.
Guy #1: You can read Elven.
Guy #2: I can't read Elven!
Guy #1: Well, you can do something with Elven!
Guy #2: I can recognize Elven!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Lularow
Woman: My sister got out of rehab on Tuesday and died of an overdose on Friday, and I just got the rehab bill in the mail.
Friend: I’d tell thems to stick ‘at bill up they asses — that shit didn’t work! It’s like gettin’ a bad weave! You don’t pay fo’ no bad weaves, does you?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Lawyer #1: I have a buddy who wears a surgical mask when he flies.
Lawyer #2: That’s crazy.
Lawyer #1: No it’s not.
Lawyer #3: Wait. That’s not crazy, but I’m crazy for not shaking your hand after you put it down your pants?
Lawyer #1: My hand was outside my underwear!
Constitution Avenue
Washington, DC
Suit to friend: Nobody at work knows I have pierced nipples. Including me.
Fair Lakes, Virginia
Skinny teenage girl on phone to friend: So anyway, I told him he ain't giving me oral sex first thing in the morning. It's like, so gross. My vagina might get morning breath!
Kingswood
Australia
Overheard by: breath mints anyone?
20-something woman at pharm counter, in slightly squeaky voice: The latest book of Deepak Chopra… You know him, right? No?”
20-something woman at register behind pharm counter: Who is he, a rapper?
Rite Aid
Chatham, New York
Overheard by: eve
Office lady to friend: When you went with me for pedicures, were you with me?
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Alchemist George
Woman #1 in charity shop: He was in here for a long time, behaving oddly, and the other chap kept coming in and whispering to him and I was worried they were gonna steal something.
Woman #2 in charity shop: So he wasn't?
Woman #1 in charity shop: No, he was having a panic attack and the other one was his carer.
Woman #2 in charity shop: What was wrong with him?
Woman #1 in charity shop: I think he may have been homophobic…
London
England
