Female quality engineer: There is a fine line between wanting to hurt someone and having fun with them.
Texas
Female quality engineer: There is a fine line between wanting to hurt someone and having fun with them.
Texas
Building Engineer: A freon leak won’t kill you. It’ll just asphyxiate you a little.
2100 Second Street, SW
Washington, DC
Engineer, referring to disk gun: I think I'd rather take it in the ass.
(office mates burst into giggles)
Engineer: No! I mean get shot in the ass.
(more giggles)
Engineer, exasperated: That came out wrong…
Berlin Turnpike, Connecticut
Engineer on phone: Now that's a good question. What was the question again?
Confederate Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia
Engineer: Thing about this global warming is that it's all about where the water is. You have a big enough pipe and you can pump it in the desert, where it's needed…
Hopkinton, Massachusetts
Engineer #1: You don’t understand…the program’s got unresolved
symbols that won’t work.
Engineer#2: Yeah, I got 2 unresolved symbols for you right here.
8000 West Sunrise Boulevard
Plantation, Florida
Engineer: If he's turning 30 and only brought in a dozen doughnuts, I'm going to kick him in the nuts!
Cambridge
Canadia
Overheard by: Ouch!
Functionally retarded janitor: This job really needs some strippers.
Engineer: You could get a night job at a strip club.
Functionally retarded janitor: But those places fire you when you try to touch the girls.
Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: This Company Needs to Do Better Background Checks
Client: May I ask you a question?
Patent Agent: Uh, sure.
Client: I’d like your opinion on my [douche] invention as an engineer and as a woman.
508 Riverbend Drive
Kitchener, Ontario
Canadia
