The “Bodily Functions” Serenity CD Received Mixed Reviews

Office observationalist: It sounds like someone is pooping in the walls.

Cambie & Hastings
Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Martha

Posted on July 8, 2015
Canadia, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Which Is Why You Have to Videotape It

Cube dweller: Sleeping with the manager does not give you authority.

395 Scenic Highway
Lawrenceville, Georgia

Posted on July 6, 2015
Employees, Georgia, Office Politics

We've Heard Cats

Boss from other room: The most expensive coffee in the world, and…
Database monkey, yelling: Is that the kind that's shat out by monkeys?
Boss: No, leopards!

Austin, Texas

Posted on July 6, 2015
Animals, Bosses, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

12PM Asian Discrimination League Meeting

FedEx Driver: Gs prices are so expensive I am thinking about delivering packages on a bike.
Warehouse employee: You and your people should be used to that.

4000 Coolidge Avenue
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on July 5, 2015
Blue Collar, Employees, General Idiocy, Gripes, Maryland, Money

Tami, Is That You Again?

Office drone who brought dog to work: Oh, there you go again! Nosing into my drawers. You know there's a treat in there for you. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, you are! You are! Go ahead, just push your nose way in there and find that treat. I just love it when you visit at the office with us!

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on July 4, 2015
Animals, Body Parts, Clothes, Employees, Kentucky, Questions, Sensory Experiences

God: ‘I’d Like to Return This Woman, Please’

Customer: Hi, I’d like to make a return.
Cashier: Ok, do you have your receipt?
Customer: Yeah, here it is.
Cashier, after looking at receipt for a few seconds: Ma’am, this is from Walgreens.
Customer: Oh…[looks around the store in bewilderment] Where am I?

Longs Drugs
Livermore, California

Overheard by: Stephen

Posted on July 4, 2015
California, Dumb Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Retail

How Did You Get This Number?

Employee to boss: Number 1, this is number 3 calling.

New Brunswick
New Jersey

Posted on July 4, 2015
Employees, Names, New Jersey, Weirdness, Words

Lottery Board: Eeexcellent!

Customer: These ice cream cones and a hundred dollars in lotto tickets.
Store clerk: Okay, $106.39
Customer: What? These ice creams cost six dollars?! What a waste of money! No, I dont want them. What a waste. Seriously! No, no — just the lotto tickets.

Eastlake Mart
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: kallisti