Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Office lady #1: It's so hot in here, I'm sweating like a banshee.
Office lady #2: Banshees scream or screech. You mean you're sweating like a pig.
Office lady #1: Don't call me a pig!
Worcester, Massachusetts
Employee #1: Ya know what's a funny word? “Vagina.”
Employee #2: Um… Why?
Employee #1: Well, because nothing rhymes with it. (pause) Well… Except Aunt Jemima. (pause) But that's more of a name.
Employee #2: No, I meant why are you even telling me this?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Not being productive at work today…obviously
Female billing agent on cell: Girl, you should have seen me on Saturday I was sweatin, I had cake all in my hair… I. Was. A. Mess.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Director: So, Amy* wants to know if you'd like to have dinner with her and Sandy* and I next weekend. But I told her I'd have to take the gag out to ask you. She said she understood.
Model wearing gag: Mmmm fweee nnn maturdway.
Director: Great, I'll let her know!
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Employee #1: Dude, would you ever fuck a dead chick?
Employee #2: What? No! (pause) Would you?
Employee #1: Well, only if she was still warm.
Wheaton, Illinois
Overheard by: MindControlFun
Older female customer: I found this in a pair of pants. What is it, some kind of seasoning?
Clerk: Well… Some people call it a seasoning. Other people call it “marijuana.”
Salvation Army
Ithaca, New York
Telemarketing girl: New York people are so stupid! I'm so glad I wasn't raised on the West Coast!
Arkansas
Overheard by: random coworker
Fattest guy in the office: I wish they had Diet Sprite in the cafeteria.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Crazy office lady in middle of rant: Did you laugh during Watergate?
20-something intern: Dude, I was a sperm during Watergate.
Washington, DC
