Lady holding baby: Do you have a high chair?
Starbucks barista: The chairs over by the window are pretty high.
Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I work here
Lady holding baby: Do you have a high chair?
Starbucks barista: The chairs over by the window are pretty high.
Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I work here
IT employee: Birthdays and anniversaries I can't remember for shit… But IP addresses? Those I know.
Austin, Texas
60-something woman, fumbling through kitchen: I'm looking for a good teabag. It's been a rough day and I just really need a good teabag.
New Haven, Connecticut
Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Tourist: Excuse me, do you know where Randall's log cabins is located?
Local clerk: Randall's log cabins?
Tourist: Yes, do you know where they are located?
Local clerk: Where they are located?
Tourist: Yes, they are somewhere in this area.
Local clerk: In this area?
Tourist: Yes, do you know where they are?
Local clerk:Do I know where they are?
Tourist: Yes, Randall's log cabins, I need directions to it.
Local clerk: You need directions?
Tourist: How about a map, do you have a map of this area?
Local clerk: Do I have a map of this area?
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Overheard by: jocko james
Office lady #1, yawning: I don't know if I should get a coffee too, I just had a smoothie.
Office lady #2: Wouldn't you rather pee a bit more but yawn a lot less?
Calgary
Canadia
Office slave: Thank you for so much for going above and beyond with this, you are a beautiful person!
Sales guy: Oh, you think so?
Office slave: No, not that kind of beautiful–but thank you for the help.
Colorado
Pregnant employee on personal call: I tried to have an ultrasound done but it didn't work out. Nothing to do with the baby–it was my uterus. It's an asshole.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Gwen Styles
Hot topic clerk: Can you imagine how boring Star Wars would be if they had put it in Oregon?
Michigan
Marketing drone: There is an island near New Guinea where all the animals are small. There is a pygmy puma that survives on moths.
(silence from marketing room)
Marketing drone: Moths!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sumi
