2PM Routine Transaction

Teller: Sir, can you please send in your ID since you want to cash this check

Customer: Well, there’s a problem. I lost my ID, but I can give you my social security number, birthday, and even tell you the last several transactions on my account to verify.

Teller: Ok, what’s your birthday and social?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: Ok, what were the last three charges on your account?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: So…what’s this $450 charge Passion Parties?

Customer: [Laughter] Uh, that’s something my wife is involved in.

730 Adkins Boulevard
Jackson, Mississippi

Overheard by: Nathan Best

Posted on March 5, 2019
Banking, Customer Service, Customers, Mississippi, Money, Relationships, Sexuality

On the Plus Side, I Have a Place to Put My Bowl Of Cereal in the Mornings

Sales girl: We have a sale on sports bras!
Largely endowed woman: I can't wear sports bras. They make me look like I have a uniboob.

Texas

Overheard by: silentinthecorner

Posted on February 25, 2019
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Customers, Physical Appearance, Sales, Texas

At the Bad Pick-Up Line Quarterfinals

Client: There are a lot of things you can eat that aren’t food.

Photo studio
Culver City, California

Posted on February 3, 2019
California, Customers, Meals and Snacks

…Mr. Gigantor

Salesmen on phone with client: I did steroids in college, so I understand where you're coming from.

Plymouth, Massachusetts

Posted on January 30, 2019
Customers, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Sales, Sensory Experiences

No, You’ve Just Got Those Little Wings on Your Lapel

Customer: By chance, was your mom a flight attendant?
Employee: Why, do you think you’re my dad?

Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: Still laughing now

Posted on January 14, 2019
California, Comebacks, Customers, Employees, Family, Places, Questions

Her Name Is RuPaul

Client with sick dog: I need to see the veterinarian on duty because my dog isn't feeling well.
Veterinarian receptionist: Is your dog a male or female?
Client with sick dog: She's a male.

Wooster, Ohio

Overheard by: netty

Posted on December 14, 2018
Animals, Customers, Doctors, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Words

…That's My Job

Customer: Hey, where's my fucking wasabi, bitch?
Sushi girl: I don't think you asked for…
Manager: I don't know. But I can tell you this–it'll be up your fucking arse if your manners don't improve.
Sushi girl: Wanker!
Manager: Don't swear at work.

Adelaide, Australia