Without a Quorum No Meeting Can Break Out

Worker bee #1 walking up to group of coworkers: Hey, here’s two of the people I’m looking for.
Worker bee #2: Scatter!

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on October 4, 2022
Coworkers, Insults, North Carolina

…That's Almost a Good As Knowing an Idol Contestant!

Office lady #1: Did you hear? My buddy shot and killed someone Monday night.
Office lady #2: Uh, what?
Office lady #1: Yep, my buddy Tex! (scurries over to pick up newspaper to proudly show)
Office lady #2: Wow. That's a bit strange.
Office lady #1: I know. Now I know someone that killed somebody!

Jacksonville, Florida

Posted on October 3, 2022
Coworkers, Crimes, Death, Florida, General Idiocy, Violence, Weirdness

Angry With Me You Are?

Female coworker to male coworker: You're not even using your force. You just wanted me to feel good.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Alicia

Posted on October 1, 2022
Coworkers, Feelings, Michigan, Wishes

Just Like It Says in All Of Our Job Descriptions

Facilities manager to entire staff: And for the men in the office, please don't spit chew into the urinals, as it can clog the pipes and is very difficult to remove.
Engineer, joking: Oh, I see, single out the men. What about the girls?
Female QA manager, who actually chews: We don't spit, we swallow.

Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: testcenter cowboy

Posted on September 29, 2022
Bosses, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Engineers, Idaho, Meetings, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality

Where Lwhoreyers Come From: Explained

Female coworker #1: I've worked here six years and don't really know you that well yet.
Female coworker #2: Ya know, I was the first one hired from off the street…
Cubicle dweller, mumbling under breath: That explains a lot!

Law Office
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Blonde at Heart

Posted on September 28, 2022
Comebacks, Coworkers, Florida, Hiring & Firing, Time Management

How Do You Feel about a Bandolier Cummerbund?

Office grunt: Now, you know they make them tuxedos with the camouflage vests… Them thangs is sharp!

Anniston, Alabama

Posted on September 26, 2022
Alabama, Coworkers, Gossip

Or to Practice Your Marilyn Monroe Poses With

Admin chick: Here's a fan for your office.
PhD Chick: What's this for? To like cool me off?

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on September 25, 2022
Admins, Coworkers, Default, Maryland, Offers and requests, Questions

Could and Have

New chef: I gotta take a dump.
Waiter: There’s no toilet seat in the employee bathroom.
New chef: Dude, I just got out of jail after five years. I could shit in a pickle bucket in the middle of our dining room and it wouldn’t bother me.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu