We’ll Be the Judges of That

Girl: …did you go to Overheard in the Office? It said, “Helpful Co-worker: Does anyone want anything from Starbucks? Tired Co-worker: Yeah, get me a triple iced mocha with a shot of crack in it.”
Guy: That sounds delicious, although I don’t think baking soda tastes so good.
Girl: Believe it or not, I’ve actually tried baking soda–for heartburn. Works great, tastes like ass.
Guy: Are you for real? Think of the wonders crack must do for heartburn, then.
Girl: What heartburn? You don’t eat anything while you’re on crack!
Guy: By the way, your last comment was Overheard in the Office worthy.

1201 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on July 28, 2014
Coworkers, Gossip, New York

11AM Distribute Nameplates

Co-worker #1: Peter? Since when do you go by Peter?
Pete: Well, it was a more formal thing, so we used that.
Co-worker #1: I’m not used to seeing Peter.
Co-worker #2: That’s not what we heard.

5450 Frantz Road
Dublin, Ohio

Posted on July 28, 2014
Comebacks, Coworkers, Ohio, Sexuality, Words

Confirmed: Boston is Heck

Worker #1: If we work here much longer, we are going to die and go straight to hell.
Worker #2: Oh, yeah? Check the address on your business card…where did you think you’ve been working?
Worker #1: Oh! Well, that explains the lack of promotion, compensation, benefits, office politics and your dead-man’s tan!
Worker #2: Close, but the “tan” is from the fluorescent lights.
Worker #1: Hell is as hell does.

800 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 26, 2014
Coworkers, Gripes, Massachusetts

Phases of Arrogance, Idiocy and Ignorance

Coworker: Those people in the Tsunami, they deserved to die. They were being greedy, collecting fish from the sea…they should have known there are three phases of a Tsunami.

60 Livingston Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on July 26, 2014
Coworkers, Crazies, Death, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Gripes, Minnesota, Philosophy, Violence

Aloha Exhaustion, Aloha Productivity!

Helpful Co-worker: Does anyone want anything from Starbucks?
Tired Co-worker: Yeah, get me a triple iced mocha with a shot of crack
in it.

827 Fort Street
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Jade Shiroma

Posted on July 26, 2014
Coworkers, Hawaii, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Substance Use & Abuse

Paging Donald Trump

A bagel left unattended in a microwave sets off the fire alarms. The microwave, charred and smoking, is carried outside and is placed on the sidewalk.

Fireman: Is this the object that started the fire?
Office Worker: No. When we take a break, it takes a break.

626 Thayer Road
West Point, New York