Seriously, Ladies, Get Off the Steroids Before It's Too Late

Candidate: At my last job, our supervisors drilled it into us that we had to document everything we designed.
Interviewer: And what was the purpose of documenting your designs?
Candidate: They were getting ready to fire us.

47 Mall Drive
Commack, New York

Posted on February 9, 2015
Coworkers, Hiring & Firing, New York

Just One Of the Hazards Of a Nebraska Two-and-a-Halfsome

Female coworker: I had to go to the chiropractor because I got sandwiched between two fat chicks.

York, Nebraska

Overheard by: Eric J Eckert

Posted on February 9, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Nebraska, Sexuality, Weirdness

So Now He Just Does the Nanny

Coworker on phone: So I told my husband, “I'm not going to have sex with you anymore until you lose 30 pounds!”

Dallas, Texas

Posted on February 8, 2015
Coworkers, Diet & Weight, Family, On the phone, Sexuality, Texas, Threats

11AM Send Out Faxes

Assistant #1: I just accidentally punched that girl in the head by the fax machine.
Assistant #2: Good.
Assistant #1: Yeah, but then she said “Ow” all drawn out and gave me a nasty look.
Assistant #2: What a bitch.
Assistant #1: Quit squatting by the fax machine and I won’t punch you in the head.

233 Spring Street
New York, NY

Posted on February 8, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, Insults, New York, Receptionists, Violence

Texas Law Is Pretty Clear That’s Illegal

Lady #1: So, I’ve joined a pottery class. It’s a group of people working in all different mediums. Everybody gets to make things according to their own artistic vision.
Lady #2, disgusted: Sounds very cultured.
Lady #1: Oh, no, haha — it’s not.

College and Park Street
Grapevine, Texas

Posted on February 8, 2015
Coworkers, Texas, Time Management

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