Let Me Guess–White Castle?

Girl #1: Did somebody fart?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh wait, never mind, that's just somebody's food.

New York City, New York

Posted on March 28, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions

…Oh And, by the Way, I Know What You Were Doing in the Bathroom Earlier.

Receptionist: A patient just tried to cancel her appointment that's in two hours. Said she was stuck in Dallas. I told her we didn't have any openings for a month.
Coworker: Why? We have openings tomorrow.
Receptionist: Because she's not in Dallas, she called from home. Caller id, helloooo. She'll be here…

Dental Office
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Caller ID…hellloooo

Posted on March 28, 2015
Coworkers, Lies, Offers and requests, On the phone, Receptionists, Texas

Don’t Bring Me Solutions, Bring Me Problems!

Woman #1: I hate living alone.
Woman #2: I love living alone.
Woman #1: It sucks going home to nobody, having nobody to talk to — it just sucks.
Woman #2: You want to live together?
Woman #1: No!

Motorola, 1301 East Algonquin Road
Schaumburg, Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2015
Coworkers, Illinois, Insults

When Dominatrixes Moonlight.

Female coworker: Freeze gopher! Let's get a move on…
Male coworker: Pardon?
Female coworker: You're walking extremely slowly, and I'm stuck walking behind you. If I had a gun I'd have shot you by now.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on March 28, 2015
Canadia, Coworkers, Crimes, Death, Threats, Violence

Yeah, and I Used to Volunteer to Work Weekends

Coworker: I can't believe you used to swallow them!

Hicksville, New York

Overheard by: HR Laughing

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Raise Your Hand If This'd Be the Highlight Of Your Day

Moderately surprised office person: Huh? A fly just flew up my nose!
Barely interested office person: Is that right?
Moderately surprised office person: Yeah! It was buzzing around and went right in my nose!
Barely interested office person: That must have been surprising.
Moderately surprised office person: It was!
Barely interested office person: I have some dead flies in some vinegar over here.

Melville, New York

Overheard by: Just buzzing

Posted on March 27, 2015
Animals, Body Parts, Coworkers, Death, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions

After Listening to the Candidates’ Debate

Female coworker: I don’t think being gay is a choice. When a baby is in the womb, it makes that decision.

200 Corporate Drive
Lebanon, New Jersey

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, Gossip, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment

We Shudder to Think What Happens When Someone Brings in Devil's Food Cake

Office lady, staring at box of muffins: Evil, evil, evil.

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, Diet & Weight, Meals and Snacks, Missouri, Religion

…And Pronounced Us Husband and Wife.

Coworker: He hit a Shetland pony in the head with a fence post.

Titusvlle, Florida

Overheard by: Hoss

Posted on March 27, 2015
Animals, Coworkers, Florida, Violence

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: I mean he did a complete 360, and the worst part is I never saw it coming.
Co-worker #2: Well, you know they say that hindsight is 50/50.

112 Thomas Boyd Hall
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Louisiana, Words

Coworkers