…in Peanut Butter.

Anchor #1 to anchor #2: Hey, I won't be able to anchor the 5 pm news with you. I'm going to cover the hoes on Ridgeway Street.

Jackson, Mississippi

Posted on July 11, 2015
Coworkers, Mississippi, Sexuality, TV

I'm Losing Focus on Whatever It Is I Do for Work

Female coworker #1: I just tried to call him, but he didn't pick up! God, he never picks up.
Female coworker #2: But you've been going through his e-mail, right?
Female coworker #1: Yes! Like every day!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 11, 2015
Coworkers, Internet, New York, On the phone, Questions, Relationships

How Does a Conversation at Work Begin “You Have a Cute Belly Button”?

Employee #1: You have a cute belly button.
Employee #2: Yeah, I know, but there's stuff in it. I am going to dig it out with a paper clip.
Employee #1: Ill.
Employee #2: Look at it!
Employee #1: Gross! Does it smell?

Lancaster, California

Posted on July 10, 2015
Body Parts, California, Compliments, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences

The Trick Is Eating Kim Chee and Never Showering

Asian guy: Hey, look! A butterfly!
White guy: Why don’t you go catch it? That’s what Asians do.
Asian guy: No, we catch flies.
White guy: With fucking chopsticks?
Asian guy: Yeah, but if you give me two cigarettes I could probably use those.

Parkland Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Gloria

Posted on July 10, 2015
Advice, Animals, Comebacks, Coworkers, Geography & History, Wisconsin

Alcohol Is Essential for the Entertainment of Children, Not Just Their Production

Puzzled drone: is Chuck E. Cheese BYOB?

Whitehouse Station, New Jersey

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on July 10, 2015
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey, Questions, Words

Well, Thanks for the Educational Slideshow, Regardless.

Female employee, in front of doorway: Why are some really big and others small?
Male employee: Dunno, seems like it was meant to be.

United Way
South Florida

Posted on July 10, 2015
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Florida, General Idiocy

In Reality, Nobody Wins Existential Hockey

Male worker #1, after a meeting: Wanna play hockey?
Female worker: Where’s the goal?
Male worker #1: This is existential hockey. There is no goal. You win when you decide you’ve won.
Female worker: Okay. I’ve won, then.
Male worker #1: Okay.
Male worker #2: They always win.
Male worker #1: That’s true. We can’t win. We’re really not even playing for the same stakes, are we?

800 California Avenue
Sunnyvale, California

Overheard by: Alan

Posted on July 10, 2015
California, Coworkers, Default, Philosophy

And I Have That Phrase on a Plaque in My Cubicle

Web developer #1: This is going to be ugly, but I’m going to do it anyway.
Web developer #2: That’s what she said.
Web developer #1: Even I wasn’t expecting that one.

7255 East Hampton Avenue
Mesa, Arizona

Overheard by: Chris Cardinal