Too Bad No Amount Of Concealer Will Cover Your Flame Trail

Copywriter, after noticing web designer refreshing makeup: Wow. Look at you. Got a hot date?
Web designer: No. I'm meeting people. And I've never met them in person before.
Snarky PR specialist: And you don't want them to know right away that you're a horrible person?

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Looks like Diva