Office lady #1: I guess no one objected to me tossing out their salad.
Office lady #2: Well, Jim did when I tossed his.
Office guy #1: I really hope you guys are talking about a regular salad.
Office lady #2: No, I was talking about his ass.
Office lady #1: What? I don't get it.
University of Maryland
Overheard by: Mykl
Worker #1: I thought you were supposed to be at the doctor.
Worker #2: Look at me! I can’t go in there! He’d put me on something for sure!
4182 Forsyth Road
Macon, Georgia
Sole African American lady in office: Man! If she sticks her head any farther up the boss' ass, she'll look like me!
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
Office worker: You know how everyone just looks at themselves and sees pure ugliness?
1800 G Street NW
Washington, DC
Female coworker, about manager: I'm not sayin' that I'm fuckin' Coretta Scott King in this bitch, but I'm not fartin' in a cubicle!
West Lafayette, Indiana
Coworker #1: I would like more markers like this.
Coworker #2: What makes it so special?
Coworker #1: It writes better.
Coworker #2: Oh, yeah? Let me see the tip.
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Overheard by: Raaaaachel
Employee at microwave: You know those meatballs have meat in them?
Microwaving employee: Right? Hence, meatballs.
Employee at microwave: Don’t you know the day?
Microwaving employee: Sure, it is Friday all day.
Employee at microwave: Well, it’s Lent, too.
Microwaving employee: You don’t say… Seeing as how I am a big Jew we don’t celebrate that.
Tinley Park, Illinois
Worker #1: I’m expecting my new inbox today.
Worker #2: You’re pregnant again?
Worker #1: …
6475 SW Fallbrook Place
Beaverton, Oregon
Coworker, about inappropriate supervisor: It's like working in the geriatric Jersey Shore.
College
Massachusetts
Coworker to another: Remember the time you spilled your meat juice in the back of my Pathfinder?
6412 Maple Avenue
Westminster, California
