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I Despise Decent Human Beings

Guy in elevator: Was he gracious?
Girl in elevator: Yes.
Guy: He’s such a dweeb.

Park Avenue
New York City, New York

Overheard by: BeccaGo

  • Posted on May 14, 2020
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