Lawyer on phone: My understanding is that he works in a restaurant, not a bordello.
Huntington, New York
Lawyer on phone: My understanding is that he works in a restaurant, not a bordello.
Huntington, New York
Female coworker to boss: So Matt makes fun of Meredith and Meredith makes fun of Matt, and *everyone* makes fun of Meredith, but *nobody* makes fun of Ann.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Creative Bunny
Excited graduate assistant: Cadbury cream eggs are like the Jesus of Easter!
Faculty passerby: Wait, what?
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Boss: Who's better then me?
Worker: Jesus.
Coworker: Good answer.
Huntington, Texas
Overheard by: kaleena
Female grocery stocker to male co-stocker: I laugh when I’m nervous, I can’t help it.
Male co-stocker: Yeah?
Female grocery stocker: Yeah. It’s really bad on roller coasters, I crack up. And I always laugh before the first kiss… And I laughed when I saw my dog get hit by a car… But I felt bad about that.
Alton Road
South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: BARA
Coworker to colleague, after phone call: I don't like that ring tone, it just sounds like a woman is breathing down my trousers…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Mr. Blackwell
Office girl: So I decided to be different and do psychotropic drugs while everyone else did cannibalism. It was pretty cool.
Office guy (nodding): That makes sense.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Slowly backing away…
Old drone: My dad, when he got older, cut off his mustache, but then it wouldn't grow back in all the way, and he looked like Hitler.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Guy from server management, analyzing coworker's love life: You're like a lion cub…you don't want to bite yet.
IBM Argentina
Overheard by: Sullivan
Worker, about endoscope diameters: The smaller they are, the more expensive… like bikinis.
Toronto
Canadia
