Woman to coworker playing hangman: Your little man isn't doing so well.
Man: That's what she said!
Colorado
Overheard by: Jason
Woman to coworker playing hangman: Your little man isn't doing so well.
Man: That's what she said!
Colorado
Overheard by: Jason
IT: Email seems to be working fine. I did a few tests and it’s delivering viruses in an almost real-time fashion.
1201 18th Street
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Adam G
Woman #1: Do you know Dick?
Woman #2: Sounds familiar.
Woman #1: He's got his hands in everything. I should put her in touch with Dick.
Greeley, Colorado
Client: Who owns the Internet?
Sales guy: Nobody.
Client: Well, somebody’s making money!
Web design firm
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: office peon
Bossman: Ted*, keep in mind: if you screw this up, we will beat you like a pinñata. We'll beat you till the candy comes out.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Bossman Cometh
College girl #1: We just hung out last night.
College girl #2: Sure! (giggles) What is that? (points to friend's hair)
College girl #1: What? I still have cum in my hair!
Barnes & Noble
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Middle Manager: Snapfish is right in downtown San Francisco.
Transsexual: Hmm, maybe I should go work for them.
Middle Manager: Oh, you’d love it, they’re very diverse…They’re all young. They’re all under 40.
Transsexual: Oh, maybe I’m too old.
3404 East Harmony Road
Fort Collins, Colorado
CPR instructor: … And how do we tell if an infant isn’t breathing? He will flail around a little and will also turn blue or purple.
Black cop: Um, not trying to be an ass, but what if the baby is my color?
White cop: Oh yeah… That’s known as blurple.
CPR Class, Police Department
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Co-worker #1: So who is this [Harold] guy?
Co-worker #2: He was hired for a job, but never showed up.
Co-worker #1: Why? Did you ever find out?
Co-worker #2: All he wanted to do was rape and pillage, but Jesus wouldn’t allow it in this establishment.
8042 South Grant Way
Littleton, Colorado
