Doctor, to patient: Well, if you just don’t tell them who you are, you won’t have that problem.
7950 West Mississippi Avenue
Lakewood, Colorado
Overheard by: LAP
Doctor, to patient: Well, if you just don’t tell them who you are, you won’t have that problem.
7950 West Mississippi Avenue
Lakewood, Colorado
Overheard by: LAP
Employee #1: I don't know why he doesn't like it, it's just vaseline. It's not like I put it on my vagina.
Employee #2: Wow.
Employee #3: She just said that out loud.
Denver, Colorado
Receptionist: I feel like I look like I just rolled out of bed and came into work.
Dental assistant: Well…did you?
Receptionist: Well, yeah…but still!
Centennial, Colorado
Coworker: Sue* and Becca* complained they were cold in the office.
Boss: Well, that doesn't make sense. They aren't even skinny.
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Tech guy: All right, yank on that long one there a few times.
Office mate, holding the extension cord: This long one? How hard?
Tech guy: Pretty hard, just give it a few good tugs… wait… Not that hard. If you tug it too much we'll have a big mess on our hands…
Denver Colorado
Loud office coworker a few cubes over: Why don't they make a big belt buckle out of it?
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Overheard by: Probably they shouldn't
Office drone to receptionist: Debbie asked me to make sure her wieners didn't get too hot, and that meant I had to touch them!
Denver, Colorado
Older secretary lady: Childbirth is such a magical experience, unlike anything else in the world. It's just so amazing, you wont understand until you're a mom.
20-something female coworker: Um… All I asked was if I could reserve the company van!
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Vans have feelings too
Study abroad agent: We currently have 10 students in dozens of countries.
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Manager: There is a difference between playing with ourselves and playing with our customers.
8033 Lory Student Center, Colorado State University
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: Alli
