Boss to office drone: Your monkey should be working.
Denver, Colorado
Boss to office drone: Your monkey should be working.
Denver, Colorado
Co-Worker #1: You look so different today.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah, I’m not drunk, I shaved, and I took a shower.
9603 Meridian Boulevard
Englewood, Colorado
Director of nursing: I mean, you gotta be able to recognize the signs and be able to say, ‘That’s not a fear of dying, that’s constipation!’
Hospice
Denver, Colorado
Male employee, on his way out of meeting: And, by the way, I just want everyone to know that my jaw is still sore from yesterday.
Employee's boss, explaining to silent coworkers: He should probably add that he went to the dentist yesterday.
Denver, Colorado
CEO: I need you to call Dan*.
VP: Why?
CEO: I need you to distract him while I steal his pretzels. I need those pretzels.
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Cubeville denizen
Loud coworker on phone: Yeah, well, I haven't been having much sex… (pause) I mean success! …with that… either. (pause) Uh, I have to go…
Louisville, Colorado
Overheard by: Jen
Woman to coworker playing hangman: Your little man isn't doing so well.
Man: That's what she said!
Colorado
Overheard by: Jason
IT: Email seems to be working fine. I did a few tests and it’s delivering viruses in an almost real-time fashion.
1201 18th Street
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Adam G
Woman #1: Do you know Dick?
Woman #2: Sounds familiar.
Woman #1: He's got his hands in everything. I should put her in touch with Dick.
Greeley, Colorado
Client: Who owns the Internet?
Sales guy: Nobody.
Client: Well, somebody’s making money!
Web design firm
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: office peon
