Worker, about endoscope diameters: The smaller they are, the more expensive… like bikinis.
Toronto
Canadia
Worker, about endoscope diameters: The smaller they are, the more expensive… like bikinis.
Toronto
Canadia
(admin walks into project manager's office)
Project manager: I don't want to see that! You're wearing that thong that I don't like to see!
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Effie
Older gentleman with thick Slavic accent, leaning over counter towards male cashier: Oh, those are niiice pants.
Cashier, cheeks reddening: Um, excuse me?
Older gentleman: I don't speak English so good. I am European. Your trousers, they are good. How much?
Wal-Mart
Mountain View, California
Overheard by: lith
Boss: James, where's the flag?
Teenage employee: I don't know.
Boss: You were just wearing it around your shoulders.
Teenage employee: Oh, my superhero cape! It's right here.
BC
Canadia
HR director to staff: Sarah Palin in a bikini with butter and Old Bay seasoning. Mmmm…
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Shaun
Advisor #1: Wow, you're really almost done packing up your office. All the rainbow stuff is gone…
Advisor #2: I never had any rainbow stuff up. It was just colorful.
Advisor #1: True. It's like the party's over.
Advisor #2: Yup. The make-up's off. My hair's messed up… Can't find my underwear.
Advisor #1: Wait, how is that different from any other day?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Daniel
Nurse: I graduated with marijuana honors. I had one rolled under my cap and gown.
Edison, New Jersey
Intern, freaking out: Will somebody please help me? My pen fell down my pant leg and I can't find it!
Birmingham, Alabama
Banker on phone to call center (shouting): I need the washing machine and dryer installed in my house by tonight! This is completely unacceptable. Tonight! Do you understand? This isn't a debate! (now exasperated) It's an emergency: I've got no clean underwear left.
London
England
Overheard by: So many answers, so many questions
