Tough Pregnancy, Al?

Guy #1: All that movie is about is white people punching their wives in the face.
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: I think it would be more fun to punch your wife in the stomach then in the face.

Woodlands, Texas

Posted on April 3, 2015
Body Parts, Cinema, Employees, Family, Texas, Violence

…A Little Silhouetto Of a Man

Boss: Because Mike played that song so damn much. He had such a man crush on Justin. (pause) Yeah, but you're not a man. (pause) You're not a little, tiny man who looks like Harry Potter.

Woodinville, Washington

Posted on February 9, 2015
Bosses, Cinema, Feelings, Physical Appearance, Washington

So They Can Have a Nice Dark Place to Talk on Their Cell Phones

Guy in charge of newspaper, commenting on Avatar opening: People seem to be going back to movies now.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on February 2, 2015
Cinema, Employees, General Idiocy, New York

We Also Would Have Accepted “He Was Still Dead, Like a Zombie”

Sales rep: The one thing I did not understand about that movie The Passion of The Christ is, if Christ came back from the dead… How did he die the second time?
Catholic manager: Ever hear of the Nicene creed?
Sales rep: No.
Catholic manager, sighing: Congestive heart failure.

Sunbury, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 3, 2015
Cinema, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Questions, Religion, Religious folk, Sales

Or One Of Those Fictional Places, Like in Madagascar?

Redneck high school kid checking out campus: Guantanamo Bay? Is that one of the places the bugs attack in Starship Troopers?

UT Campus
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Flabbergasted Longhorn

Posted on December 31, 2014
Animals, Cinema, Education, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Students, Texas

Terrible Movies Always Do.

Manager to supervisor at lunch: Hey, are you going to a movie tonight? Want some beans?
Supervisor to manager: No, thanks, they'll make me shit.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: PrayingForDeath

Posted on December 29, 2014
Bosses, Canadia, Cinema, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Out to Lunch, Restroom, Wishes

That Was Bayside. (Your Editors Are Sorry That We Know This.)

Coworker gal #1: What's the name of the school in Harry Potter? Glendale?
Coworker gal #2: No! Glendale was from Saved by the Bell.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 9, 2014
Cinema, Coworkers, Names, New York, TV

He and Roy Orbison Stalk Her Nightmares Like Tag Team Wrestlers

Manager: Sorry I’m late. I was upstairs looking for pictures of Conway Twitty to print and scare Marie with. He’s her Freddie Kruger.

Kanawha Boulevard West
Charleston, West Virginia

Overheard by: CubReporter

Posted on November 30, 2014
Cinema, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Music, West Virginia

Terrible Acting

Rental associate: How did you enjoy your movies, sir?
Customer, noticeably uncomfortable: Uhhh, the first one sucked, the second one I couldn't get through.
Rental associate: Oh, that's nice. (looks down to see each movie is a porno and turns beet red)

Rancho Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: pixelpusher-909

Posted on November 16, 2014
California, Cinema, Compare and contrast, Customers, Employees, Questions, Sexuality

Ralph Lauren Is Straight?

Coworker #1: I heard Sophia Loren was ill.
Coworker #2: Is that Ralph Lauren’s wife?

48th street
Pompano Beach, Florida

Posted on November 11, 2014
Cinema, Coworkers, Default, Dumb Employees, Employees, General Idiocy, Gossip, Pop culture, Questions, Words

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