20-something girl: Alright, I need to go get Knocked Up…you all know I mean the movie, right? And not, not me getting…screw it, I'm getting Knocked Up. See you later!
Sand Lake Commons
Orlando, Florida
20-something girl: Alright, I need to go get Knocked Up…you all know I mean the movie, right? And not, not me getting…screw it, I'm getting Knocked Up. See you later!
Sand Lake Commons
Orlando, Florida
Coworker: Yeah, doing the Yoda voice in bed the other night wasn't received very well.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Guy to friend: So they had to call Terminex and Ghostbusters at the same time?
Fairfax, Virginia
Cube dweller #1: How was your weekend?
Cube dweller #2: It was good! I went to the movies… Oh, and my mom said I could stop taking the medication she gave me.
Chicago, Illinois
Ad rep on the phone with client: So, Wendy isn’t my real name, but I changed it to Wendy, because I like Peter Pan so much. Like, even as a kid, I used to jump out of windows.
Gulf of Mexico Drive
Longboat Key, Florida
White marketing manager to black marketing manager wearing safari print tribal dress: I loved you in Coming to America.
Denver, Colorado
Sales guy to another: That Willy Wonka is a pretty good guy.
Dalton, Georgia
Office girl #1: Oh, okay, I thought you were going to say something like “and then the video was a porno.”
Office girl #2: No, it was more disturbing, I wish it had been a porno!
Guy: Porno? You were in a porno?
Office girl #1: What? No!
Guy: Oh! Wait, have you been to college yet?
Office girl #2: Um, no.
Guy: Oh, I thought we were about to share a moment here.
Chicago, Illinois
