New admin asst: Where can I find this address?
Office manager: I usually just google the company name and get it from their website.
New admin asst: You what?
Office manager: I look it up on google.
New admin asst: What's google?
Santa Anita Arcadia, California
Exec: Babies don’t go online! Mothers do.
163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
Warehouse Manager: Be sure to take all the plywood runners, and all the woodchucks you can find.
Driver: “Woodchucks”?
Warehouse Manager: Yeah, put them under the wheels to help with traction.
41049 Boyce Road
Fremont, California
Boss to coworker, as they leave office: All right, I'll meet the goddamn baby!
Los Angeles, California
Dispatcher to supervisor: The customer on the phone is pissed off and talking about canceling all her services.
Manager, walking by: It's because we suck!
San Francisco, California
Executive: Our new company motto is “Fuck it!” Can we put it on our website?
1777 North California Boulevard
Walnut Creek, California
Boss, offhandedly: I love this company. I want to have sexual relations with this company.
Confused employee: You mean…in the company building? Or…with the company?
Southern California
Office manager: We kinda have a policy we sorta have to follow.
5757 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Boss, discovering an unused file cabinet: We can get babies and let them nap in here!
Los Angeles, California
Male CSR: I want a big meaty Italian.
San Diego, California
