4PM Distribute Handbooks

Receptionist: Hey, did Kevin leave?
Co-worker: No, he’s gone for the day.

16443 Minnesota Avenue
Paramount, California

Overheard by: Stella Bella

Posted on February 26, 2025
California, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Receptionists, Time Management

3PM Smoke Break

Worker: I like my shirt, but Iâ€™m afraid my boobs are going to fall out. Which would be fine somewhere else, but not here. Thatâ€™s how I feel about all my clothes: “great for not here.”

3900 West Alameda Avenue
Burbank, California

Posted on February 25, 2025
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Feelings, Gripes, Physical Appearance

11AM Tech Meeting

Attendee #1: Can it be programmed so our office and cell phones ring simultaneously?
Attendee #2: What do you mean by simultaneously?

2901 West Alameda Avenue
Burbank, California

Overheard by: Rachel Marie

Posted on February 9, 2025
California, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Technology

4PM “Restructuring” Meeting

Manager: The organization just gets bloated. There are all these Vice Presidents, and each of them has 10 or 12 locations reporting to him. And they all need resources, so he puts his team together. Sometimes you just need an enema.

901 East Whitmore Avenue
Modesto, California

Posted on February 6, 2025
Advice, Bosses, California, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Hiring & Firing

11AM Staff Meeting

Worker #1: Here’s a copy of the memo.
Worker #2: What’s it say?
Worker #1: Nothing. It’s absolutely useless.

3900 West Alameda Avenue
Burbank, California

Posted on January 25, 2025
California, Coworkers, Technology

11AM Review Plans

Assistant: Well, do you still have that copy of the Specific Plan?
Project Manager: I don’t know where it is.
Assistant: Wasn’t it on your desk yesterday?
Project Manager: Yeah, but I think it’s spread its legs.
Assistant: What?
Project Manager: You know, spread its legs. You know what I mean.
Assistant: Sprouted legs?

1580 Metro Drive
Costa Mesa, California