Art Director: It’s hard to be objective when you only see the universe from your point of view.
250 Redwood Shores Parkway
Redwood City, California
Art Director: It’s hard to be objective when you only see the universe from your point of view.
250 Redwood Shores Parkway
Redwood City, California
VP to assistant: Remember that one day, when we were doing it and we were on a conference call at the same time? That was a good day.
Fontana, California
Law student #1: I can’t believe the parents in that case named their kid Adolph!
Law student #2: Uh… That case was from 1850…
Law student #1: So?
699 Exposition Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: TAJ
Assistant #1: Do you know what they used to use to get the color in red velvet cake?
Assistant #2: Blood?
Assistant #1: No. Beets.
Assistant #2: That's disgusting.
Supervisor: Compared to your guess?
Sacramento, California
Barista handing toast to customer: You're all buttered up and ready to rock and roll!
Redlands, California
Overheard by: snotting_espresso
Guard to woman, as metal detector beeps at her: Please step over here, ma'am.
Woman: I don't carry sharp objects on me…except my wit.
Guard: Please.
LAX Security Check-In
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: 2Aron
Coworker to another: You should let him go first, he has a bigger one to pull out.
Los Angeles, California
Suit: It’s been a big thing. I’ve sent a bunch of emails about it.
Boss: Yeah, I’ve ignored them. Sorry.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: It’s not my project
Coworker to another: My son got into GATE classes… He's not even smart!
Orange County, California
Warehouse manager to engineer: Hello, Vice President tight pants! (salutes)
Aliso Viejo, California
