Male coworker: My lips are still recovering from Vegas.
San Diego, California
Male coworker: My lips are still recovering from Vegas.
San Diego, California
Male developer #1: Alright, sugar tits.
Male developer #2: If you ever call me ‘sugar tits’ again, I’m going to rip your nipples off.
Male developer #1: Okay, dumpling butt.
State and Water Streets
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Admin to sales: I mean, what if I want to be cremated and my family doesn't want my head sold?
Jacksonville, Florida
Lasik tech to another: Can I borrow your eyes for a sec?
Lasik Vision Institute, California
Overheard by: blind betty
CR manager: I don't want some bulky thing, a 2-incher ought to do it.
Las Colinas, Texas
Overheard by: Cubical Dweller Pita
Tech #1: I have to stop using the f-word!
Tech #2: You need something else to say. Like…”butt breath.”
Tech #1: That's nasty.
Tech #3: Not if it's a baby's butt.
St. Charles, Missouri
Dude #1, at urinal: Shouldn’t we have two different organs for peeing and reproducing?
Dude #2: Submit a design change request to god.
Bangalore
India
Female coworker: I can't help it–when he's around, I go all weak in the vagina.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: you should probably get that checked out…
Nurse #1: Do you want me to go through your legs?
Nurse #2: I can’t believe you don’t want to go through my legs to find the lower hole.
Nurse #1: Well, pull out the first one so I can see!
Nurse #2: Is it in?
Nurse #1: I don’t know, I can’t feel anything!
Nurse #2: I’m gonna pee my pants! I can’t believe there’s no one here to see this!
2990 Mack Road
Fairfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Kimmie
Female coworker to another: Oh my… I've got wood in my mouth.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: DesignMonkey
