Thank Goodness for AutoFit

Female coworker, amazed at spreadsheet: Wow, that's big!
Male coworker, matter-of-factly, with a sly smile: No, it's not that big. I've had bigger.

Minnetonka, Minnesota

Overheard by: I don't wanna know.

Posted on April 10, 2009
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Minnesota

And It Takes a Real Man to Put That on Before a Duel

Tech on intercom: Who stole Frank's sword?
Coworker down the hall: Frank's sword is covered in latex!

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Vinana

Posted on April 9, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Missouri, Questions, Tech People, Weirdness

During Product Testing at Fisher-Price

Employee: I have a problem.
Boss: Did they put a cork up your ass?

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on April 9, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Comebacks, Georgia, Questions, Sexuality

Teamwork and All That

Office girl: My computer just crashed.
Coworker: You can use mine.
Office girl: Thanks.
Coworker: No, you better not touch it. You might break it. (laughs, then pauses) On the other hand, I'd like you to touch it. Touch it as much as you want.

High Point, North Carolina

Posted on April 8, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Technology

…You're Fired.

Boss: He's really similar to my step dad–he had dark hair, and a long corso.
Girl: I'm sorry, a long *what*?
Boss, slowly: A long…corso?
Girl: Torso. Corset.
Boss: Hmm.

San Jose, California

Overheard by: Smarter than her boss (obviously)

Posted on April 7, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Employees, Family, Physical Appearance, Questions, Weirdness

Big Fan Though I Am

Benefit lady: Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?
Pompous cube dweller: I've already bought a muffin for three times as much as I normally would. That's all the boobs get from me today.

Breast Cancer Awareness Bake Sale & Silent Auction
Maitland, Florida

Overheard by: crisa

Posted on March 31, 2009
Body Parts, Comebacks, Employees, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Money, Offers and requests, Strangers

You Decide Whether This Is Funny– We Wash Our Hands Of It.

50-something African American visitor: There are brownies in the kitchen!
Coworker: Yeah! Feel free to have one!
50-something African American visitor: I can't. I might bite my finger.

Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Still Not Sure if it's OK to Laugh

Posted on March 27, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Friends, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania, Race

Whereas Guatamalans Are Assessed by Girth

Cubicle dweller #1: How much is a Brazilian anyway?
Cubicle dweller #2: I think it depends on the size.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Eli

Posted on March 25, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Money, Questions

Or The Exorcist. I Forget.

Drone #1: I had a really disturbing dream last night.
Drone #2: What was your dream?
Drone #1: I dreamed that my grandmother cut off my cat's head and was eating his body.
Drone #2: Oh my god! What were you watching last night before you fell asleep?
Drone #1: The Republican National Convention.

56th & Madison
New York City, New York

Overheard by: the8ball

Posted on March 23, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Politics, Questions, Sensory Experiences

And Repeat, If Necessary

Male creepy marketing director, asking how to change copier's toner: So you just pull it out and shove it in?
Female office manager: (sigh)

Royal Oak, Michigan

Posted on March 20, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, Creepsters, Michigan, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

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