CSM, after customer has left: She smells like something from when I was little.
Lincoln Nebraska
CSM, after customer has left: She smells like something from when I was little.
Lincoln Nebraska
Old lady to husband: She's about 85 years old, ya know? She dresses like a teenager, but she's real small… and perky.
Hotel Lobby
Michigan
Coworker on phone: Hi, how are you? (pause) I'm fine, for an aging gentleman!
Manhattan, New York
Coworker: I just think young people don't have good work ethnics. (a couple minutes later) My grandfather was a very interesting man. I wrote a bibliography about him.
Saskatoon
Saskatchwan
Canadia
Middle aged woman: Ever since I hit 50, the hot flashes have been hitting me like mad.
Teenage clerk: Ummm…yes.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Anni
Arrogant idiot: You see, the older you get, the more geometrically expensive your health insurance gets.
Stamford, Connecticut
Overheard by: my brain is dying
Engineer: If I could get a 12-year-old for $10, I'd do it!
Orlando, Florida
Reporter: I’m so middle-aged, I missed the turn-off.
Editor: We’re all getting on a bit…
Reporter: I don’t care. I’m happy just to sit here, let my belly grow, and get interested in plants.
Newcastle
United Kingdom
Nurse: You’re not a weird old lady. Stop it.
Ivyland, Pennsylvania
Worker: What’s up with Charlotte*? Is she okay?
Supervisor: I honestly don’t know.
Worker: When I was pregnant, I worked all the way up ’til I dropped the load, and then I came back. Kids these days…
1 Easton Oval
Columbus, Ohio
