Anyone Else Just Get the Tremendous Urge to Watch Goonies?

Tubby manager: I need to lose some weight.
Blunt manager: How about you quit eating like a twelve-year-old whose parents aren't home from work yet, chunk-style?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on September 21, 2019
Age and ageing, Bosses, Comebacks, Diet & Weight, Indiana, Meals and Snacks

…But, Seriously, I'm a Witch.

Old Australian man trying to flirt with young female barista: Remember back in the old ages when we could burn women at the stake? That was lovely!
Young female barista: Hahaha!

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: jerry

Posted on September 20, 2019
Age and ageing, California, Dumb Customers, Dumb Employees, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

You’re on the List of Idiots Born August 5th, Though

Coworker #1: Hey, look — a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th.
Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th…
Coworker #1: When’s your birthday?
Coworker #2: August 5th.
Coworker #1: Then no…

Weehawken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on September 17, 2019
Age and ageing, Coworkers, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Questions, Time Management

You Have a Gift for Storytelling, My Friend

Security worker: The girl they adopted was a grown woman, but she was a midget.

Fishers, Indiana

Overheard by: Answer the damn phone

Posted on September 8, 2019
Age and ageing, Cops, Family, Indiana, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

What About This “Paula Abdul” All the Kids Are Talking About?

25-year-old: All you listen to is old music, like David Bowie 'n shit.
40-year-old: I don't listen to just old stuff! I listen to new stuff too!
(turns radio to Eveerclear, Father of Mine)
40-year-old: See? This is new!
25-year-old: You kiddin? This is like ten years old!
40-year-old: Damnit.

Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: back seat driver

Posted on August 25, 2019
Age and ageing, Coworkers, Music, Pennsylvania

And Maybe You Could Spruce It Up a Bit?

Art director to photographer: So, how big is your rack?
(rest of table bursts out laughing)
Art director: Okay! I guess we're all 13 here!
Photographer: You gotta admit, that was good.
Art director: Yeah, it was good.
(at the end of photo shoot meeting)
Art director: Don't forget to bring your rack on Friday!

Van Nuys, California