You’re on the List of Idiots Born August 5th, Though

Coworker #1: Hey, look — a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th.
Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th…
Coworker #1: When’s your birthday?
Coworker #2: August 5th.
Coworker #1: Then no…

Weehawken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brian