Customer: I need to send an international wire transfer for 1,000 euros please.
Teller: Okay, let me check…yeah, we can do that. How much is that in money?
Customer: Excuse me?
Teller: How much is that in money?
Customer: Do you mean how much is it in US dollars?
Teller: Yeah, how much is it in money?
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Currency Expert
Admin #1: Do you have an ETA on that report?
Admin #2: No. I'm not familiar with ETA. Is that the name of a company?
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: You can't make this up
Marketing Manager: Hey, so welcome back! First day at work with your new boobs, huh?
Writer: No, it would appear the same old ones still work here.
16340 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona
UPS guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (about photo of twin granddaughters)
UPS guy: Uh, no, time to go!
Manchester, New Hampshire
Ex-employee: I just got let go.
Employee: Really? What did they say?
Ex-employee: “Bye.”
4400 Post Oak Parkway
Houston, Texas
Woman #1: Sometimes I like doing jobs like this.
Woman #2: Like what?
Woman #1: You know, mindless hand jobs.
380 Lafayette Road East
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Krista
Coworker, in graphic design lab: Now I have balls in my ass, too!
Utica, New York
Overheard by: dont wanna know
Coworker, on how to lobby: Finish the whole thing with “goddammit”!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: J-Ro
Office drone #1: Have you ever been to Chinatown for dim sum?
Office drone #2: Is that a drug?
Chicago, Illinois
Co-worker #1: It’s only me, I’ve got no team behind me, so no one say anything.
Coworker #2: So many jokes, so little time.
201 N. Walnut Street
Wilmington, Delaware
