Female coworker #1: So, what do you think about Henry?
Female coworker #2: He’s an odd egg, but a good egg — at least when he’s not licking people.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Female coworker #1: So, what do you think about Henry?
Female coworker #2: He’s an odd egg, but a good egg — at least when he’s not licking people.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Receptionist to coworker: I am not sure about this delivering this orientation today, I've never had to do two people at the same time.
Madison, Wisconsin
Engineer coworker on phone: I've got this article. You should read it. It's a patent. We could do this!
Wisconsin
Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Expecting mom: Who wants to see pictures of my baby's abnormally large penis?
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Female coworker to another: It was swollen and red and warm to the touch, I totally knew it was infected.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: O_o
Guest: So, do you work here?
Bar Manager: No.
(guest walks away)
Bar manager to bartender: If she had asked if I were employed here, I would have said yes.
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Office secretary: You would think with all the tourists they get in Hawaii you would see more out-of-state license plates.
West Bend, Wisconsin
