Woman, wiping back of another in halter: What's with all the red on your back?
Woman in halter: I don't know. (pause) Oh, is there white paint on there, too?
Woman, stopping wiping: What have you been doing?
Glendale, Wisconsin
Woman, wiping back of another in halter: What's with all the red on your back?
Woman in halter: I don't know. (pause) Oh, is there white paint on there, too?
Woman, stopping wiping: What have you been doing?
Glendale, Wisconsin
Woman: It’s about time to not come to work for a couple of days.
770 N. Water Street
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Paul
Hotel Manager: Can we help you, ma’am?
Guest: My husband just got on the elevator without me, I can’t believe that little shit/
Hotel Manager: Well, if we track him down we can send him your way.
Guest: If I can’t keep track of him after 30 years you won’t either.
9 East Wilson Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Female coworker #1: So, what do you think about Henry?
Female coworker #2: He’s an odd egg, but a good egg — at least when he’s not licking people.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Receptionist to coworker: I am not sure about this delivering this orientation today, I've never had to do two people at the same time.
Madison, Wisconsin
Engineer coworker on phone: I've got this article. You should read it. It's a patent. We could do this!
Wisconsin
Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Expecting mom: Who wants to see pictures of my baby's abnormally large penis?
Green Bay, Wisconsin
