Female supervisor: Here, Melissa…scrape off some of that frosting, and jam your nuts into it! It's really good!
Madison, Wisconsin
Female supervisor: Here, Melissa…scrape off some of that frosting, and jam your nuts into it! It's really good!
Madison, Wisconsin
Peon: No, thank you. I consider scrapbooking to be a gateway activity. The next thing you know, I’ll be going to Tupperware or candle parties.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Worker #1: That guy last night was kind of weird.
Worker #2: He was like a black Urkel!
Worker #1: Right.
Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Brush up on old sitcoms people
Coworker #1: We should start a D&D game.
Coworker #2: Yeah. Let’s ask Ben* if he wants to play, too!
Coworker #1, yelling to Ben: Hey, want to play D&D later?
Ben, yelling back: No! I don’t play D&D!
Coworker #2: We thought you’d be a good Druid.
Ben, yelling back: Fuck that, I’m a thief acrobat!
Oshkosh, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Will
Coworker: Remember that one guy that we interviewed that wouldn't stop staring at Rachel*'s tits?
Madison, Wisconsin
Female coworker, after finding old file down in file cabinets: Look, Rod and I just made a miracle in the basement!
Insurance Office
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: TVannie
Co-worker #1: What is our Vision Statement?
Co-worker #2: It says here, “Our Vision is to always be true to our Vision.”
101 South Webster Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Woman, wiping back of another in halter: What's with all the red on your back?
Woman in halter: I don't know. (pause) Oh, is there white paint on there, too?
Woman, stopping wiping: What have you been doing?
Glendale, Wisconsin
Woman: It’s about time to not come to work for a couple of days.
770 N. Water Street
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Paul
Hotel Manager: Can we help you, ma’am?
Guest: My husband just got on the elevator without me, I can’t believe that little shit/
Hotel Manager: Well, if we track him down we can send him your way.
Guest: If I can’t keep track of him after 30 years you won’t either.
9 East Wilson Street
Madison, Wisconsin
