PETCO employee: All of the employees here love the wee wee pads. We use them all the time!
PETCO
San Rafael, California
Overheard by: Housetrained
PETCO employee: All of the employees here love the wee wee pads. We use them all the time!
PETCO
San Rafael, California
Overheard by: Housetrained
Male coworker #1 to male coworker #2: Hands up! No nipple action!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jefferson
Editor, on phone with reader: Sir, the phrase “Stick a sock in it” is pretty common. It’s a common phrase.
[Pause.]Editor: It’s no one’s sock, sir. It’s not a threat.
[Pause.]Editor: Well, I disagree. I think it is a pretty common phrase and I think everyone understood what I meant.
[Pause.]Editor: No, sir, it’s not my sock. It’s nobody’s sock.
Walnut Street
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Coworker to office: Woo-hoo! I'm almost done with my list! Then I'm going to have a little party with myself! Um… That didn't sound good.
Seattle, Washington
Female coworker: I had to go to the chiropractor because I got sandwiched between two fat chicks.
York, Nebraska
Overheard by: Eric J Eckert
Boss: Did you draw on my banana?
Hofstra University
Long Island, New York
Employee #1: Give me an “h”! Give me an “o”! Give me an “n”! Give me an “o”! What does that spell?
Employee #2: “Hono”?
Employee #1: Yeah!
Department Store
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sars
Employee to another who just sprayed hand sanitizer: Gah, you just sprayed your thing and it got in my mouth. (continues eating bag of nuts)
Lawton, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Jonathan
Travel agent: Just tie a string around it to cut off the circulation and it'll fall off.
Malvern, Pennsylvania
File minion: You know, pygmies are so desperate…
Denver, Colorado
