Neurologist: Okay, well, Tim…the bathroom's right around the corner. Why don't you head in there and go as much as you can? Then Carol will come in and take a picture.
Shelbyville, Indiana
Overheard by: Confused at the Neurologist
Neurologist: Okay, well, Tim…the bathroom's right around the corner. Why don't you head in there and go as much as you can? Then Carol will come in and take a picture.
Shelbyville, Indiana
Overheard by: Confused at the Neurologist
Woman, calmly on phone in office: I'm forwarding a YouTube video David sent me. He thinks it's your house on fire.
Houston, Texas
Tax guy, planning baby shower and creating a gag gift: Hey Laurel, I need your six nipples first thing in the morning!
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Erin
Developer: And so I told the client that she can add cats till…the cats come home. And then I'm done with her. Because there's no fucking way I'm adding any more cats to this printer cartridge selling website.
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Boss: Well, after the truckers release their load, they need their hoses to be blown down.
Female intern, trying not to laugh: Hmm, well, that does make sense…
Calgary
Canadia
Senior counsel, on phone with unfortunate client: It was a two-dump morning. Yeah, it was kind of soft.
Falls Church, Virginia
Underling: Do you want me to send out the memo or send you the draft for you to release?
Boss: You can send it out. I trust you're not calling for the downfall of the government or anything.
Brook Park, Ohio
Overheard by: Isaac
Mailman: Is this the 3rd floor?
Receptionist: No, this is the 2nd floor.
Mailman: But isn't the next floor like the …4th floor?
Receptionist: No, that's the 3rd floor.
Mailman (confused): Yo, man, that's weird.
Richmond Street
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: front desk
Broker's assistant: What is today's date?
Current office manger: It's the 30th, according to Jennifer.
Gulfport, Mississippi
Overheard by: Office Manager In Training
Auto claims adjuster on phone: I'm authorized to offer you $1,000 for the pain and suffering I'm about to give you.
Brentwood, Tennessee
