Man on phone: The money is the same either way…but this time, no one goes to jail.
Los Angeles, California
Man on phone: The money is the same either way…but this time, no one goes to jail.
Los Angeles, California
Boss, about job applicant: If he's really serious, I want you to push him hard to see if he's serious.
Bethesda, Maryland
Employee/roommate #1: I'm sorry but I have to keep my poop in the refrigerator.
Employee/roommate #2: Only if you double bag it.
39th St & Broadway
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Annie
Loud HR director on “confidential” call: At the risk of sounding unethical…
Charlotte, North Carolina
Crazy coworker: If my kid pooped in the closet, I'd rub his nose in it. “No! Bad!”
Sane female coworker: Your kids are going to be taken away by the state.
Sane male coworker: There's not even a question.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Overheard by: Playtah
Loudspeaker: Customer assistance in fabrics. (pause) Says she's really, really angry, so…no rush.
Wal-Mart
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by:
Advisor: You know, her lack of concern for this is really biting me in the ass now. I should have been more aware.
Female grad student: Well, we all should have paid more attention to her work.
Advisor: You know, that's a good point, because trust me: your ass is not protected from biting!
Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Woman: My humidifier makes me feel sexy.
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: Cami
Female cube dweller #1; I just got back from the bathroom, I had to do three things.
Female cube dweller #2; Ummmm…
New York City, New York
Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I was thinking about signing up for the office blood drive.
Slutty coworker #2: Really? That's nice of you! They need a lot of blood right now.
Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I guess. I heard they test your blood for like STDs and stuff before they use it. I haven't gotten checked in awhile,so I figure, why not?
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: wow thats classy
