Lady in queue to group of young people: When I was at school I was referred to as being a bit odd. But I didn't mind being different, I enjoyed science subjects like biology. Learning about orgasms and bacteria. Wait! Did I just say what I think I said?
London
England
Overheard by: Misslead youth
IT worker : They’re great for smuggling midgets across the border.
Richmond, Virginia
Boss on phone: I dreamed about pork last night… Is that weird?
Adelaide
Australia
Coworker: I had a bad experience with a potato gun.
Carmel, Indiana
Overheard by: Kairow
Coworker, in earnest discussion: I think what's more of a concern these days is the complete disintegration of everything.
Croydon
England
Admin to intern: Our lives are not just about the dots. (to other interns) These banks, they get married, change their names… (in baby voice) Have babiiiieeesss.
Exchange Place, New Jersey
Office drone #1: I'd like to get some hamsters. That'd be cool. Then I could get an eagle, and let them go in the backyard so the eagle could get some exercise.
Office drone #2: Who are you–Michael Vick?
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Coworker, on phone to husband: Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but… You should tell the doctor that you've… gotten smaller.
Annapolis, Maryland
Account tech, on two personal calls at once: Sorry, I was distracted by my work…
Peabody Drive
Champaign, Illinois
